👉 Ah, 'gives body enhancing irritants' - it's like saying a skincare product turns your skin into a living, breathing, superhero costume full of tiny, sneaky poisons! It's literally turning your body into a battlefield of micro-mortalities. But let's take it a step further and make it a little unsettling:
"After the 'Body Enhancers' commercial blasted me with its array of irritants, I decided to test the mettle of my 'Gives Body Enhancing' serum on a real-life superhero - a man with muscles like a power plant and a smile that could melt glaciers. Unfortunately, it turned out he was more 'Burn-in' than 'Muscle-Gain.'"
